10 January 2010

Balancing acts


JON: Bah, Humbug to all my readers, and I wish you all the usual messages of despair and hopelessness that accompany the past season of enforced jollity. There, that’s my annual moan over and done with. Here, we celebrate Isaac Newton's birthday (25 December) with a meal of historically appropriate excess and complexity, and we are now sufficiently fortified to man the barricades for the coming year.

Coming soon will be my assessment by the ‘benefit people’ who will determine my level of disability and thus the size of the pension I will receive. I am of course hoping that they will find me entirely decrepit and of no use whatsoever to the world of work. (This, in my opinion, is not far from the truth, but is something I generally try hard to forget.)

However, at roughly the same time I will also need to be re-assessed as to whether I can safely be let loose with that modern murder weapon, the car. Here, of course, I shall try to impress all round with how marvelously well I function despite my little neurological problem. Quite a balancing act, that (such fun with Parkinson’s). As a first step I get to see a neurologist other than my regular, and then if he feels it necessary I get to take more or less a full driving test. When I took the test two years ago I passed with no problems, so I’m hoping all will be well again this time – and am feeling reasonably confident since last time I was suffering unpleasant side effects (mainly tremors) from the medications I was taking, whereas now my motor symptoms are pretty well controlled.

In fact, I imagine that from a distance you would not actually be able to diagnose me – closer up I shake a bit and have the occasional twitch, but it's much, much better than it was. Marie disagrees and thinks my rigidity would tip off anyone with a glancing knowledge of Parkinson’s, though luckily that should not be much of an issue in relation to driving. Anyway, if I can convince myself this is true then I might be able to convince the neurologist that I don’t need to take the driving test.

In fact I do very little driving, but to lose my license would be a pain, both for me (becoming less independent) and for Marie (becoming my constant driver). I’d be happy enough to be my own passenger as my main deficiency on the roads is that I am over-cautious so drive slowly enough to infuriate other motorists.

I’ll start the year with a plea. I have only just worked out how to add a hit counter to this blog, so I have quite a vague idea of how many and/or who is reading it. If you can spare a moment, add a comment or send me a short e-mail, just so that I know there is someone out there in cyber space.

MARIE: I should like to add a small rant to the above. It is of course entirely reasonable that Jon’s driving skills should be regularly assessed as the disease develops, and quite possibly an evaluation every two years is a sensible interval. It’s a fair bit of bother for us since first one has to go to the town hall to get the application form, then to the GP to get his notes on Jon’s condition, then send in the forms and be told to go see a specialist neurologist, then possible take a fresh driving test and then, at last, order the new license.

This all takes quite a bit of time, but one could argue that as Jon is too ill to work, he is not short of time. However, time is not all it costs. There’s a fee for the form, a fee for the neurologist, a fee for the test and a fee for the license, in total running to rather more than 100 euros – every other year. It strikes me as very unfair that the disabled, who have small incomes and no way to improve on them, and who are more dependent on cars than the fully able who can choose to use bikes or public transport instead, should be made to pay this special mobility tax. We are lucky to be reasonably secure financially, but I can imagine the extra expense can be quite a concern to many disabled drivers.

2 comments:

Rhiannon said...

Hi Jon & Marie - Just a quick note to say I am catching up on your blog after a bit of a hiatus and despite all the years of not being in touch etc it is amazing how 'close' you feel when I visit 'PD Unplugged'. It means a lot to me to know how you're doing and I really appreciate your honesty and the wonderful way you express what is happening in your lives. Love - Rhiannon

eddie spaghetti said...

well here I am again and I have been commenting along the entire way thus far. But of course I only got started at the end of 2018. I'm slowly working my way up to the end of your blog which has the date 2014. I don't like that it does not go on. The negative side of me tell me that you are dead and gone. Or worse - a total vegetable. Hummmm…. let's see now what happens in the next exciting episode of Joh and Marie. Oh and by the way I won't let my husband drive anymore. It's quite ok with me if he wants to crash the car or his face but it's not ok to swerve into a grandma or small child on their bike or sidewalk. And I certainly wont get into the passenger side of the car if he is behind the wheel.