Error prone

MARIE: In the last post, Jon told you about his recent night in hospital for tests ahead of getting the Duodopa pump. He didn’t have a whole lot of fun there, but it served its purpose, so that’s fine. Less fine were the errors made with his medication. I had been warned to expect this by other carers, who had told harrowing stories of medication schedules horribly messed up – because hospitals like to medicate three times a day, at mealtimes, which is a) far too infrequent and rigid for many Parkies and b) just plain wrong, as Parky meds and food should be separated if at all possible.

But these stories were from non-neurology wards, nursing homes, etc. I thought that surely, in a neurology ward, and particularly one where they specialize in Parkinson’s, it would be okay, I could relax and leave Jon’s meds to the experts. Imagine my surprise when one of the first things Jon’s room mate told us was that he’d elected to be in charge of his own meds as he didn’t trust the staff to get it right every time. Huh? Was he paranoid or what?

No, as it turned out, he was right and I was wrong. In the 24 hours Jon spent in hospital, no fewer than five individual errors were made. None of them catastrophic, but all of them errors with the potential to make him unnecessarily miserable. To whit:
1. Jon's evening meds were stopped several hours earlier than agreed with the specialist nurse running his tests.
2. He was given Madopar (L-dopa) in tablet form instead of his usual capsules.
3. His back pain meds were given to a strict schedule, although they are prescribed to be taken as needed, and was the one drug not to be stopped for the duration of testing.
4. He was given only a half-strength patch of Exelon (anti-dementia drug).
5. An anti-nausea drug essential for the execution of the test was omitted.

The first three problems arose at the same time, when the evening nurse came to give Jon what she claimed were his last meds of the day, at 7:30pm rather than as agreed at 9pm (and excluding the slow-release tablet we’d specifically agreed with the specialist nurse that Jon could take to give him a decent night’s sleep). This portion contained a tablet I’d never seen before, but excluded the back pain drugs. When I queried this, the night nurse was entirely unwilling to consider that I might be right and the doctor’s notes might be wrong. She stonewalled, leaving me only the sneak’s option of quietly slipping Jon some of the meds we’d brought from home. And leaving me determined to be there every waking moment of Jon’s hospital experience to guard against further errors. Two such occurred the next morning, but I was there to point them out and the day nurse was rather more amenable to sorting things out.

Why did these five errors occur? One reason only, as far as I can see. When Jon was admitted, he first talked to the specialist nurse who gave us all the information we needed. But he then had to talk also to a young doctor, recently graduated and on rotation between wards before deciding on his special field. Jon was asked to go over all his symptoms and list all his meds. Jon finds exhaustive lists impossible, so I gave the medication info. Doc scribbled and scribbled and later transcribed into the computer that is God around there.

Now, I know I did my best to give the correct information, and I’m sure young Doc did his best too, but the details are extensive and complicated. So there were five errors made. I seriously doubt that would have happened with a more experienced doctor. But the really infuriating point is that this was not necessary. All the information on Jon’s meds was already available in the holy computer, entered there by his regular neurologist, an extremely experienced doctor with highly specialized knowledge, not just of Parkinson’s in general but of Jon in particular.

I understand that young doctors have to learn somehow and that learning by doing is a great method. But when the young Doc’s doing is my husband’s potential undoing, my understanding rather evaporates. One thing is for damn sure: I’m sticking to Jon like a burr during his next stay in hospital, the planned two weeks to get the pump installed. We’re considering the purchase of large dog basket so I can sleep under his bed.

Testing times

JON: Now that I am sat here poised to write about the last few weeks, it seems to me we’ve been very busy. We have done a load of stuff, and it might even be said that we have achieved one or two things along the way. So let’s play catch-up and see what I've been doing with myself these past few weeks, when I should have been blogging.

First and foremost, I spent two days in hospital for the last tests before a final decision about fitting me up to the much-mentioned Duodpa pump. The purpose was to rule out a less invasive solution, the apomorphine injection pen, which everyone suspected would give me nasty side effects.

Now, there are good tests (like "fill in this form") and bad tests (like "please bend over so we tap a pint of you spinal fluid"). This latest test was really quite simple, and fell firmly into the category of bad tests. First, my drugs were stopped at 8 pm, so overnight I suffered the joys of going cold turkey. I have to tell you that cold turkey is not nice, really not nice at all. Then at 8 am the next morning, I was tested on the apomorphine, which soon gave me the predicted side effects of nausea and dizziness, without giving anything much in the way of symptom relief. So that was fun too. Eventually, joyfully, I got a massive dose of L-dopa and started to feel halfway human, although I wasn’t fully myself again until the next day.

Anyway, the good news out of my 24 hours in hell is that I am indeed suitable for the pump, have been approved for the pump, and will hopefully have the pump fitted before the end of the year. As far as I’m concerned, it can’t come too soon. OK, it involves a permanent hole in my stomach, a shed load of electronics, and the loss of any remaining shreds of dignity, but it’s preferable to continuing as I am, ruled by the tyranny of pill times and pill cravings, increasingly drunk-looking in my wobbliness, and increasingly worried about falling over hard.

That was the big news. Let me rush you through the rest of our goings-on.

The book Marie has edited “for and by” carers for Parkies has been printed and delivered. You’d have thought that meant she’d finally have time to concentrate utterly on the complex requirements of my well-being, but you’d be wrong. She claims there is now much marketing and promotion work to be done. Excellent though it undoubtedly is, the book is in Danish, so only a few of you will benefit from visiting www.parkinson.dk/publikationer to buy it. And yes, that's us on the cover.

My hospital experience was lightened by the acquisition of a new friend in the bed next to mine, with a shaved head and excellent English. It turned out the close shave was because he’d just had the DBS (deep brain stimulation) operation, which means he now has a couple of electrodes in his brain connected subcutaneously to a little computer on his chest that controls the electrical stimulation. We have only slept together once, but I think we’ll stay in touch. He came down to visit us when the doctors finally let him out – just a brief pit stop before he went off to Thailand, where I expect he is now lounging on some sunny beach, the lucky sod.

Marie and I only got to go as far as Amsterdam, where we joined several hundred other Parkies in the first European Parkinson’s Unity Walk through the centre of town. It was a great day out, we got talking to old and new friends, helped make Parkinson’s visible, and enjoyed the party atmosphere at the end of the walk with speeches, music, and a salsa class which Marie enthusiastically joined. I didn’t, I have more sense than that.

Back in Copenhagen, we attended the annual presentation of research grants from the Danish PD association, during with event Marie chatted for a long time with the Duchess who is patron of the association and was later encouraged through an improvised exhibition folk dance with a random bloke who wanted to demonstrate the healing power of the musical entertainment. (Do I see a pattern forming with all this public dancing? What did I marry?)

Yesterday, Marie had a 5 am start to go up to town to help make a presentation to two Danish MPs about some subtle changes to local disability pension laws which I am happily not to be affected by. More of these political meetings are likely to follow as she hits her old activist stride.

Lastly, I have just had my first outing with my part-time butler. We went to one of my favourite photo-haunts where I spent an age getting the right shot – because I didn’t have to worry about him getting bored and fed up. He’s paid to be bored. I think this relationship can work.