All systems are go

MARIE: At last, we have an appointment for Jon to get the duodopa pump – soon, very soon. It’ll all be done and dusted before Christmas and will be the weirdest and potentially most wonderful gift he ever got. We are nervous and excited and hopeful but not daring to be too hopeful. That’s normal, I guess.

What’ll happen is we’ll get admitted (yes, I say “we”, and if you read the post from 28th October, you'll know why) and Jon will get a plastic tube stuck up his nose and all the way down the digestive tract to his duodenum. This will be connected to the duodopa pump, so from day 1 he will be on the new medication. They leave the tube in place for a few days while fiddling with the drug dosage and checking that this method of delivery really does agree with Jon.

Then, all being well, he’ll have the operation to get the permanent tube inserted through his stomach. We were relieved to discover that this is done under local anesthetic, which is obviously a lot quicker to get over. After that, we’ll stay in hospital for up to a week while they continue to fiddle with the dose, check that everything has been installed correctly, and make very sure that we know how to look after the thing when we get home.

Jon is naturally concerned about the unpleasantness and discomfort associated with the various procedures, but feels absolutely certain that this is the right treatment to accept. I am more worried about the potential emotional and cognitive fall-out, but equally convinced that this is the right thing to do.

So, what to expect? Well, some people apparently dance out of the hospital, while for others it takes a few weeks at home before they settle down with the new routine. This is apparently partly to do with the enforced idleness of hospital life which uses up rather less dopamine than the real world. I have this idea that we should keep as active as possible while in hospital, both because of the dosage issue and because otherwise we might go slightly mad. There are lovely grounds round the hospital, but the food is dire, so I envisage many little walks, food-related excursions and perhaps, if they’ll let us out in the evenings, dinners with close family who can be relied upon not to be fazed by a man with a plastic tube up his nose.

Wish us well.