Driving (me nuts)

Right. I’ve just come back from spending rather a lot longer with my in-laws than either I or they had planned (though to everyone’s great credit, without any actual physical or mental damage being done to me, them – or indeed to my wife).

Plan A was for Marie to go to Denmark on her own a fortnight ago so that I could enjoy a quiet week home alone with one cat and several family-sized packs of English bacon while she did whatever it is she does for money. I would then fly up to join her for a long weekend of socializing before returning home together at the sort of leisurely pace generally set on the German motorways.

However. This was before we started reducing my medication and bringing back some semblance of a sane mind, and we had to agree that it was not, at that time, safe to leave me alone. So Plan B was set in motion, involving extended cat minding, a long and lonely drive for Marie while I snored and fidgeted in the passenger seat, and writing off the cost of my plane ticket which was of course much too cheap to be refundable. Plus, I should think, a certain amount of scurrying about in the ancestral home where they had not reckoned on my delightful presence quite so soon.

And when I got to Denmark, what did I do but … sleep some more. This insomnia stuff really is ridiculous: I can’t sleep at night, and can’t stay awake during the day. In a nutshell, the trouble is that once I fall asleep, I can’t stay asleep. Ten, maybe fifteen minutes under is all I get before some twitch or spasm wakes me up again. Many short naps makes the night feel like I have hardly slept at all, and the day feel like I hardly do anything but sleep, neither of which are the least bit satisfactory. For the record, my neurologist is supposed to be making me an appointment with the hospital’s sleep clinic – I am looking forward to an interesting night and hopefully a useful analysis.

Driving for myself has also become an issue. I was tested sometime in the spring and pronounced fit to drive anything with an automatic gear box. But I felt a lot better when I took that test than I do now, even with my mental faculties (largely) recouped. It’s an issue of independence, though, and of some practicality. For instance, Marie was unwell the other day when we had a birthday party to go to, so I decided to go alone. By car. Happily, going out was no problem – but coming back was much more … interesting. My driving foot had seized up, so I had terrible trouble getting my foot to the gas pedal, and even when I succeeded at that, there was not much I could do with it – the thing was just like a lump of dead wood. Salvation lay in taking shoes and socks off (with some help from the host who may have invited me for the last time). Once I could touch my feet with my hands, I regained feeling in them and all went well on my barefooted drive home.

The episode freaked me some, I must admit, and my first reaction was that I should leave off driving for a little while longer. Marie, however, does not deal well with such timidity, so despite my best efforts and some really rather creative excuses, I have spent much of the day practicing my driving with her looming in the passenger seat. Which is just as well, really, because she is off on some other work jaunt in a few days so if I can’t drive myself I’ll miss three lovely therapy sessions and most likely get cabin fever into the bargain. But now, freaking and anxiety behind me, I can spend the days pootling along at the safest of paces and watching in the mirror as the workaholic in the car behind me gets furiouser and furiouser. Could be worse.